27 Nov 7 Year Old Boy Mistakenly Sends Santa’s List To Satan
In a reportedly unfortunate spelling mishap, a seven year old boy, Jacob Thames accidentally sent his Christmas list to Satan instead of Santa as he had intended, sources with the U.S. Postal Service confirmed.
The full text of his letter is as follows, as related by Thames himself:
I HAVE BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR. I WOULD LIKE:
RESIDENT EVIL 7
SOME FIDGET SPINNERS
AND ALSO A ROBOT.