Church Newsletter Would Carry Pastor Steven Furtick’s Words In Red

A new development at New York’s Elevation Church has revealed that all of Pastor Steven Furtick’s words in their church bulletin will be published in red, sources within the church have confirmed.

“It’s about giving our great leader the reverence he deserves,” said Matt Marshall, an assistant to one of Furtick’s assistants, adding that the pastor’s words carry a special weight of authority that will be implicated by the font color.

“Pastor Steven’s words are holy, set apart, anointed. Similar to the way many Bibles handle the words of Jesus, we will publish all words of our dear leader Pastor Steven in red. Amen,” he added.

At publishing time, Marshall also confirmed that they will begin to capitalize any pronouns referring to Furtick.

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